May 2013
Watchmeggannn:
thatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
sherlocked-with-thebeatles:
my-homestuck-romance:
thefingerlesspianist:
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
OH MY GOD.
IT’S MAGGIE AND THE FEROCIOUS BEAST
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
–
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via aeferg)
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
sorou:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
steven-stoned:
instead of saying “nighty night” you should say “MIGHTY night” to give the person you are speaking to strength in their dreams
remulusromus:
remulusromus:
remulusromus:
what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?
olive or twist
why arent you guys reblogging this
Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
“Before you fuck up and call her anything less than her name, before you grab her...”
– (via rabbrakha)
“Sally, do you sometimes wish you didn’t have to go home? Do you wish your feet...”
– Sandra Cisneros, The House on Mango Street (via kelvinsoup) 